bellezaveraz: People that flash their lights to let you know that there’s a cop ahead. Y’all are angels.
tyleroakley: goddessofcheese: crabshire1901: ...
trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
shotawars: shotawars: some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up 911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY...
I applyed to an apprentice ship that was really fun to think about. I hoped he would like my leather crafts and be impressed and maybe even consider me. His post was in march not may He already found some one and I feel really dissapointed.
angelwithwormstache: portablemiah: benskid: portablemiah: illegal immigrants? you mean white people except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. did you actually just say white people created society in america
Heineken designed a beer bottle that doubled as a...
twowheelsonegoal: architectureofdoom: Source i want to know how they think a glass bottle is going to hold up when a hurricane moves through. maybe they did some crazy engineering or wizardy.
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
amysfarm: This is why I don’t bother raking.
sarahtheterror: fffcuk: subternatural: fffcuk: if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess this is a perfect example of all...
banesboner: “you cant have depression i saw you smile like five minutes ago stop crying”